Freeze Like a Statue!

A woman was with her lover when she heard her husband coming home, prompting a quick disguise plan.

She instructed her lover to stand in the corner and covered him in baby oil and talcum powder, telling him to pretend to be a statue.

The Husband's Reaction

When the husband entered the room, he was curious about the new "statue." The wife explained that she got it because their friends, the Smiths, bought one.

Late-Night Surprise

Later that night, around 2 AM, the husband got up for a snack. He brought back a sandwich and a beer for the supposed statue.

The husband then joked about having stood like that at the Smiths' house without anything offered to him.